Letterkenny, a Canadian sitcom developed by Jared Keeso and Jacob, scripted and written primarily by Keeso, Jacob, and Tierney, directed by Tierney and featuring Keeso as well as Nathan Dales, is directed by Tierney and starring Keeso along with Nathan Dales as the title character, and Michelle Mylett and K.T. Smith as his friend. These Letterkenny quotes will definitely leave a lasting impression on you.
Letterkenny Hockey Quotes
As you can imagine, the show centers around hockey, which was, at the time, a major sport in Letterkenny. The show follows the daily happenings in the community, as well as a few minor league hockey teams. In the first episode, they played a game against a team from Montreal. In the second episode, they played a hockey game against the Canadian national team, and in the third episode, they played the team from Toronto.
- Well there is nothing better than a good fart – Letterkenny Quotes
- Jonesy: Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref! – Letterkenny Quotes
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you! – Letterkenny Quotes
- His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left. – Letterkenny Quotes
- You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Does a duck with a boner drag weed? – Letterkenny Quotes
- Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.- Letterkenny Quotes
- Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.- Letterkenny Quotes
- Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.- Letterkenny Quotes
- If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.- Letterkenny Quotes
Best Letterkenny Quotes
The show is directed by J.D. Woolley, one of the best comedy directors of the 1980s, and set in a small town in upstate New York called Letterkenny. The sitcom is also nominated for seven Emmys, including Outstanding Comedy Series, for which it received the most votes out of the three episodes screened. Of course, as with any sitcom, the ratings are not all that reliable.
- I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Look if you are coming, you better come correct. – Letterkenny Quotes
- The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already. – Letterkenny Quotes
- It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Well, There’s Nothing Better Than A Fart. Except Kids Falling Off Bikes, Maybe. Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids – Letterkenny Quotes
- It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Jonesy: We need backup, boys.
Wayne: Hard no.
Reilly: Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?
Wayne: Not my pig, not my farm.
Jonesy: Where’s the sacrifice?
Wayne: Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood. – Letterkenny Quotes- I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough! – Letterkenny Quotes
- Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em. – Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Shoresy Quotes
Of course, the hockey part of the show is only the tip of the iceberg for the show. The characters were fun, and the storylines were interesting and engaging. However, they were not exactly life lessons on how to play the game of hockey, although they may have had some.
- You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams! – Letterkenny Quotes
- Fuck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you fuckin been through you ugly fuck.
- You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re fuckin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self. – Letterkenny Quotes
- It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself? – Letterkenny Quotes
- You wanna come to a super soft birthday party? – Letterkenny Quotes
- Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!- Letterkenny Quotes
- Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?
3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle. – Letterkenny Quotes - Daryl: You guys do CrossFit?
Wayne: You can cross fuck off. – Letterkenny Quotes - Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy. – Letterkenny Quotes
- You Ever Hoover Schneef Off A Sleeping Cow’s Spine? I’ve Hoovered Schneef Off An Awake Cow’s Teet. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Oh I’m Stomping The Brakes, Put That Idea Right Through The Fucking Windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams! – Letterkenny Quotes
- You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock? – Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Wayne Quotes
For example, one episode featured a group of hockey players going to visit their hockey hero, who happened to be the head coach of the Letterkenny team. As it turns out, the coach does not actually live in Letterkenny and is from Toronto. He takes them to practice every day but lives in Toronto instead. The following are Letterkenny Wayne Quotes.
- Reilly: Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.
I want to give back to the community by helping people find love. – Letterkenny Quotes - Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
- The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face! – Letterkenny Quotes
- You guys every hear anything about that guy fucking an ostrich?
No, The Ginger fucked and ostrich.
Allegedly. – Letterkenny Quotes - Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. – Letterkenny Quotes
- When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
- Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. – Letterkenny Quotes
- It’s impolite to kiss and tell. – Letterkenny Quotes
- You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes